so very large

amandarandomz:

Jesus learns how to swim

babylizard:

ashbet:

Today’s magnificent creature: the Golden Jewel Beetle :)

babylizard:

ashbet:

Today’s magnificent creature: the Golden Jewel Beetle :)

waitingforthetrains:

My brother says that this scene is exactly what teaching feels like.

itswalky:

out-there-on-the-maroon:

whiteboyfriend:

NPR posted an article with a title asking why people don’t read anymore, but the content was just an April Fools joke. Then people started to embarrass themselves.

(gawker)

Pictured: a proper April Fool’s joke.

INTERNETS

outofcontextdnd:

"No you can’t name your weapon shop ‘Bloodbath and Beyond’."

awup:

A arte e o humor bizarro de Joan Cornellà.

apathes:


Kid Cudi looking like a motherfuckin’ babe at Coachella 4/13/14

A+++++

apathes:

Kid Cudi looking like a motherfuckin’ babe at Coachella 4/13/14

A+++++

brianmichaelbendis:

Miles is Back! Your First Look at MILES MORALES: ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN #1!

                                                                                                                                 This May, the character that took the world by storm returns for a brand-new series in MILES MORALES: ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN #1. Legendary writer Brian Michael Bendis and New York Times Bestselling artist David Marquez are back for “Revival” – one of the biggest Spider-Man stories of the year!

Miles is back in action with a new status quo and a brand new outlook. But his new lease on life is short lived, as one of Peter Parker’s greatest foes returns to the fold, ready to leave New York City a smoldering ruin! S.H.I.E.L.D. is no more – and it’s up to Miles to take down one of the most dangerous foes in the entire Ultimate Universe!

And Miles will come face to face with Peter Parker’s legacy in a way you’ve never seen before - with a last page so shocking that EVERYONE will be talking!

“Spider-Man’s greatest enemy will haunt Miles Morales,” says editor Mark Paniccia, “and in more ways than one. This is going to break all kinds of molds. Readers are going to flip.”  

“The reaction to Miles is one of the great joys of my life and career. I am so excited to join David [Marquez] and Justin [Ponsor] for the next and the new,” says series writer Brian Michael Bendis. “I am going to have to unplug my computer when this issue ships…”

As Miles new journey begins, he’ll go head-to-head with one of the greatest Spidey villains in history, not to mention a last page that will have USM fans screaming! You do not want to miss one of the biggest issues of the year when MILES MORALES: ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN #1 explodes into comic shops this May!                                                                                                                                              

MILES MORALES: ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN (MAR140697)

Written by BRIAN MICHAEL BENDIS

Art & Cover by DAVE MARQUEZ

Variant Covers by FIONA STAPLES (MAR140698)

And BRANDON PETERSON (MAR140699)

FOC – 04/14/14, On-Sale 05/07/14